Orientating the interns…

“Forget everything you learn in medical school and your life. I have very simple rules in running my unit. Three rules. Three Gods. I am your first God. 2nd God is my boss. The 3rd God is the director. I ask you to jump, you shall ask how high? I want a cannula, you shall ask how big? We are clear? Good, let’s start ward round.”

-Dr. Xiao’s first broadside to the newly-minted doctors in an alternate universe-