Where’s my life by XiaoZhai

What’s going with my world,Lou ma,
Medic students have no fun in life,Mama,
I think soon I will be going into coma,
Thanks to med study I am having lack of drama,
Over here,we try to stop our sadism,
But we got patients here bleeding,
In the CSU,almost into ICU,
The Profs and the craps all in IMU.
If you only have love for your own face,
While trying to get ahead in this rat race,
And to be selfish will only generates hate,
And when they hate,then you are bound to get irate,yeah

Sadism is what I demonstrate,
On simulated patients I have learned to operate,
Friend,You gotta have balls to set things straight
Let the patients levitate to the sky,yall

Doctors working,patients dying,
Politicians crap,you hear them lying
Overworked and underpaid,
And would you please raise our pay

Father,father,father,help us
Send me guidance from afar,
Coz people got me,got me questioning where is the love

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It is just so lame, some fren so “cheng”
New days unchanged,life sucks all the same
If your answers always wrong
Why are you getting marks that everyone long?
Result drops like bombs
Medical classes fillin’ times of lifeless ones
With the endless piles of lectures I will die young
So ask myself is the purpose really gone
And so ask myself is being a doctor really wrong
In the life that I’m giving up, failures keep on coming in,
Writing the wrong answers, only visions of “A” is evident
Keep helping our brothers, deny those suckers
Doctors’re underpaid but the patients still recover
The fun is kept away, it’s swept under the rug
If you never know fun then you never know life
Where’s my life, y’all, come on (There’s no life)
Where’s my fun, y’all, come on (There’s no fun)
Where’s my life, y’all

Doctors working,patients dying,
Politicians crap,you hear them lying
Overworked and underpaid,
And would you please raise our pay

Father,father,father,help us
Send me guidance from afar,
Coz people got me,got me questioning where is my life

Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life
My life, My life

I feel the weight of the tests on my shoulder
As tests gettin’ nearer, y’all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about exam scoring
Reading notes got us remembering all the infections
Wrong info and tips always given by lin lau hyia
Negative markings is the main criteria
Killing off our marks faster than bacteria
MCQs acts like what we know as the enigma
Yo’, whatever happened to the life in university
We gotta spend our life in the study of pathology
Instead of enjoying life we studying relentlessly
Lack of understanding, leading marks away from century
That’s the reason why sometimes I’m having no life
That’s the reason why sometimes I’m feelin’ down
There’s no wonder why sometimes I’m having no life
Gotta keep my faith alive till life is found

Doctors working,patients dying,
Politicians crap,you hear them lying
Overworked and underpaid,
And would you please raise our pay

Father,father,father,help us
Send me guidance from afar,
Coz people got me,got me questioning where is my life

Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life (no life)

Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life (no life)
Where is my life (no life)

Adopted from “Where is the love” by Blacked Eyed Peas

*Edited fully by the ever sarcastic and sadistic Xiao*
This is due to living a life as a medical student.Kids,please don’t try this at home.

With all due respect to the original version,this is never meant to deface your work…..
Try to sing it to the tune of the original 1……:)

Where is the love (revamped)

Some “weird sense of humour” suddenly strike…..

What’s going in the world,Lou ma,
Medic students have no life,Mama,
I think I am going into coma,
Thanks to having lack of drama,
Over here,we try to stop our sadism,
But we got patients here bleeding,
In the CSU,almost into ICU,
The Profs,the craps all in IMU.
If you only have love for your own face,
Then you only asked to be defaced,
And when you deface,people will hate,
And when you hate,some are bound to get irate,yeah
Sadism is what I demonstrate,
On simulated patient I learn to operate,
Friend,You gotta have balls to set things straight
Let the patients levitate to the sky,yall

Doctors working,patients dying,
Politicians crap,you hear them lying
Overworked and underpaid,
And would you please raise our pay

Father,father,father,help
Send me guidance from afar,
Coz people got me,got me questioning where is the love

(To be continued)

Edited by the ever sarcastic and sadistic Xiao