Orientating the interns…

“Forget everything you learn in medical school and your life. I have very simple rules in running my unit. Three rules. Three Gods. I am your first God. 2nd God is my boss. The 3rd God is the director. I ask you to jump, you shall ask how high? I want a cannula, you shall ask how big? We are clear? Good, let’s start ward round.”

-Dr. Xiao’s first broadside to the newly-minted doctors in an alternate universe-

Wahai kawan….

Wahai kawan janganlah susah hati,
Terus berusha tiap hari,
Hidup kerja biarlah budi pekerti
Balas baik Tuhan janji.

Waspada orang yang E.L. sering kali
Nanti “kakak” betul betul mati,
Ku orang tak kan bagi sympathy,
Harap cepat korang sedar diri.

Jilat kasut, jilat jari,
cakap banyak, tak de isi,
Makan ular, tak upgrade sendiri,
Nanti prosedur tak jadi, jangkit Hep B.

Jangan ingat boss mata sepit,
Boss juga ada yang fikir tak sempit,
Kenal siapa yang bakal Mat Rempit,
Tu orang yang bising macam pipit.

Jangan sedih kalau diperli,
Digoreng, disidai bawah pak mentari,
Maksudnya ada senior ambil peduli,
Sama ada anda hidup mati.